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Title: Pedís kind of girl

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Liverpudlian stud seeks skirt for non-stop partying

Pedís kind of girl:

Looks: Like she goes on an 18-30 holiday twice a year and is a regular at Cinderellaís nightclub where she goes with three mates and dances round the handbags.

Clothes: Tight white trousers, VPL, high heels, strapless lurex tops and anything that goes with Farrah Fawcet flick backs.

Music: Donna Summer.

Reads: The Sun.

Drinks: Pernod and lemonade/cocktails with really big umbrellas.

TV: The Price Is Right, Surprise Surprise.

Very good at: Whatever ĎRelaxí was about.

You donít have to: Worry about farting in public.

You must never: Hide his Sootyís Xylophone.