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Paul’s bash crash

PAUL RUTHERFORD’S birthday party was cruelly snubbed by his fellow Frankie Goes to Hollywood stars.

Paul threw a champagne bash to celebrate reaching the ripe old age of 27 at London’s trendy Limelight Club — but not one big name star turned up to share the slices of his £75 cake.

How’s it go, Paul? “Happy birthday to ME! Happy birthday to ME…”