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Title: Frankie Goes To Hollywood are becoming suspiciously friendly…

Frankie Goes To Hollywood are becoming suspiciously friendly with Duran Duran lately. Ever since Andy Warhol announced that he masturbates to Duran videos a few weeks ago, it seems everyone but everyone wants to get to know those Birmingham boys - especially the gay contingent. Frankie were seen partying with Duran at some ghastly industry bash in Montreux, Switzerland, and Monsieur Le Bon was even observed dropping his pants. Zut alors!

More news on that naughty Le Bon character: wave upon wave of risible rumours are rocking the good ship RAM - seems the singer is taking time from Duran Duran to go on some around-the-world boat race. The pressure of being an idle millionaire is getting too much for him, so send messages of sympathy, donations, etc to: Simon, c/- the Indian Ocean.