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Radio One intrigue corner. Its said that the reason why Mike Read and Mike Smith arent indulging in the usual DJ hand over banter with Simon Bates is because Batesy has offended them both. Remember a couple of weeks back he jokily told Mike Read to take a bath? Well, he also dropped a clanger concerning Smith and a girlfriend. Tsk. Meanwhile didnt Mike Read look stupid on last weeks TOTP now that ‘Relax has been number one for five staggering weeks. The ‘banned disc has sold close on a million copies. Janice Long is still playing the ‘Sex Mix and the naughty version was actually featured on a BBC Panorama programme about satellite TV.