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Whispers

New ZTT hotshots Propaganda are in town to promote ‘Dr Mabuse, even though singer Claudia is taking the equivalent of German A-levels at present. As for ‘Dr Mabuse, when producer Trever Horn first heard it his reaction was “I cant do this. Its about the devil”…

Now that ‘Relax has clocked up a million sales, Frankies Holly has taken to wearing a sailor hat and carrying a birds head cane. The poor mite is getting propositioned by girls willing to have a sex change operation if thats what it takes to get him. Hes also looking at pads in swish St Johns Wood…

And ZTT arent resting on their laurels. Their latest signing is French singer Pigalle, a sulky dame whos aggrieved at pop, love and life in general. She even sings with her back to the audience, or is it the other way around…