ZANG TUMMM TUMB ARTICLES “the first draft of history”

Mutterings

…Radio 1 boss Derek Chinnery (the bloke who banned FGTHs “Relax”) is now moaning about an Alexei Sayle track thats apparently “a string of foul-mouthed obscenities”. Seeing as its the B-side of the 12" of “Ullo John Got A New Motor?”, and is pretty unlikely to be played on Radio 1 anyway, why all the fuss? …Sick bay two. Jim Kerrs been down with flue but was nursed back to health by his mum… Trevor Horn wanted to sign hairy-chested crooner Tom Jones to ZTT. “But when I saw him in a TV special from Las Vegas with a group of topless dancers,” he muttered, “I went right off the idea”…