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He must have pots of luck, that Seal. Not only de he woo ‘em at the Brits, but at the recent, well-behaved Ivor Novello Awards (the longest-standing music ceremony), presented in London, he picked up two posh baubles to celebrate his songwriting talents: Best Contemporary Song and International Hit Of The Year went to Crazy. Right Said Fred were also there to pick up Most Performed Work, and they hobnobbed with Seal backstage. Tim Rice collected his award for Joseph, which won Best British Musical, adding: “I hope to look forward to Fred Fairbrass from Right Said Fred playing Joseph in the near future.” Fred retorted by saying hed rather play Evita.