What’s the meaning of life?
QUESTIONS OF ULTIMATE WORLD IMPORTANCE ANSWERED BY SEAL
WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP TODAY?
Early for the ‘…Pops’!
WHERE DO YOU GO IN YOUR DREAMS?
All the way.
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING ABOUT LATELY?
A lost love.
WHAT UNDERARM DEODORANT DO YOU USE?
WHO OR WHAT DO YOU MOST DESPISE?
WHO WOULD BE YOUR IDEAL DATE?
The one I lost along the way.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN YOUR POCKETS AT THE MOMENT?
WHAT’S THE MOST EMBARRASSING RECORD IN YOUR COLLECTION?
I don’t have any that bad.
WHAT DOES GOD LOOK LIKE?
Like everyone’s reflection.
WHAT DO ALIENS LOOK LIKE?
Like they’re in need of a good chat.
WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST STRENGTH?
WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST WEAKNESS?
Salmon and cream cheese or toasted cinnamon bagels—
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Memories can paint the faces, memories can write the words of this song, but they cannot yield embraces… So hold on to what you love.
WHAT WAS THE LAST RECORD YOU DANCED TO?
‘Pitch The Baby’ by Cocteau Twins.
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN MARGARET THATCHER RESIGNED?
In a state of bliss.
WHAT COMIC CHARACTER DO YOU MOST IDENTIFY WITH?
WHAT DOES YOUR HOROSCOPE PREDICT FOR 1991?
Same as it ever has: the age of Aquarius.
WHAT’S YOUR DEFINITION OF SEXY?
DESCRIBE YOUR FAVOURITE JOURNEY?
To a castle that I make where the moon lights the way; it’s invisible by day. I hear temptation singing “Let go and I will take you there”.
WHAT WAS THE LAST RECORD YOU BOUGHT?
‘Heaven Or Las Vegas’ by Cocteau Twins, which I actually bought. I get most CD sent to me.
WHAT BOOK DO YOU WISH YOU’D WRITTEN?
Phillip K. Dick’s ‘Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?’.
IF JIMI HENDRIX WERE ALIVE, WHAT WOULD HE BE DOING NOW?
Putting the record straight and suing the bastards who released his unfinished works.
WHO WOULD PLAY YOU IN A FILM OF YOUR LIFE?
WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF?
What I don’t know about myself.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE BUILDING?
Lloyds building in the City of London.
WHAT WORDS OR PHRASES DO YOU MOST OVER-USE?
“Would you like to…”; “Shall we…”; “Wouldn’t it be nice if we…”; “I need a…”.
WHO WERE YOU IN A PAST LIFE?
Orinoco the Womble.
WHO WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO WORK WITH?
Whoever has the most patience.
WHAT’S THE MEANING OF LIFE?