Michelangelo
Leonardo da Vinci
William Shakespeare
Nijinsky
Alexander The Great
Tchaikovsky
Bernstein, Mahler
Liberace
Oh come let us adore them
Those legendary children
You know you can’t ignore them
Those legendary children
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The answer is clear
They’re all of them queer
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Stand up and cheer
They’re all of them queer
Andy Warhol
Johnny Ray
William Burroughs
Jean Genet
Isherwood, Wilde
Capote, Auden
Jean Cocteau
Joe Orton
You know you can’t ignore them
Those legendary children
Oh come let us adore them
Those legendary children
Add your name
To this hall of fame
The answer is clear
They’re all of them queer
Add your name
To this hall of fame
Stand up and cheer
They’re all of them queer
(Legendary children)
(Legendary children)
Extravaganza
Be careful not to bore them
(Legendary children)
You know you can’t ignore them
Those legendary children
Fierce child
Mapplethorpe, Crisp
Keith Harring
Derek Jarman
Candy Darling
Hartman, Sommerville
In the house
Dhiagalev, Nureyev
Michael Mouse
Little Richard
George O’Dowd
Divine, Cole Porter
Say it loud
Holly, Wolfgang
Plenty handbag
Brenda Yardley
What a fag
What a fag