Can anyone tell me where did Jack The Lad go
Last seen heading north in a lary car
Mark The Nark from Stanley Park has jumped out of the ’pool
And landed with the wife and dogs in Florida
We went mad
But don’t think we turned out too bad
Half way to the cake shop and we had to go back
We had to go back for one more case
It’s a jelly man in the yellow van from Surbiton
He ain’t no Colonel Parker but he’ll do
He said sign on the dotted line and put your head into the noose
I’ll be back in ’96 and then I’ll sue
You’ll go mad
’cause of all of your money’s been had
Someone get the brief ’cause there’s enough to be cracked
He’s holding, he’s cut us no slack
Last man in at the Holiday Inn in Chelsea
No one ever wants to go home with Marlboro Man
You got your grubby little hands into the coat-tails of the band
No one understands or cares what you do or say
Did someone steal your ticket to the Pleasure dome
Is that why you’re a bitter little man
You could have wrote, you could have called
But you never really had the balls to say you owe me
Can we talk
Now your lawyer keeps giving it sign this, sign that
Give this, give that
I’ve think you’ll go mad
You realise you’ve been had
You’ll be pushing sixty before I pay you back
Looks like I’ve got my own back
You’ll go mad
You’ll go mad
You’ll go mad
I gave
Let down
Pissed off
Bummed out
Left lots of other words describe the way that you feel
Then mix it
?
Actually Dave, I’m after a little golf ?