When I phoned the escort agency
And said “I’m looking for love”
A man smiled on the phone at me
And said “How much you thinking of”
I said “I don’t care how much I spend
I just want something real”
He said “The more you spend, the more you feel”
I feel like Elvis in Vegas
Overweight
But still courageous
It’s contagious
So I said “I don’t agree with our logic
Whatever I pay I don’t know how much I’ll feel
Let’s talk about this man to man
Can’t you cut me a deal”
He said “I got someone for you
She’s beautiful and she’s never been kissed
So I’ll email you her picture
Helping you and her price list”
I feel like Elvis in Vegas
Out of tune
But really famous
It’s contagious
I’m looking for love
It’s hard when you’re looking for love
Looking for love
“This lady that you got in mind
Will she love me for the rest of my life”
He said “That’s no problem
She’ll just charge you by the night”
“But will she always be faithful
Will she help me to succeed”
He said “To quote bob Dylan
She knows what you need”
I feel like Elvis in Vegas
On the edge
Of something dangerous
It’s contagious
When you’re looking for love
When you’re looking for love