When your baby’s just been born
When the nun has just been shorn
Don’t you just love the madness of it all
When your boobies are too small
And when your boyfriend is too tall
Don’t you just hate the madness of it all
Touch me, touch me with your madness thing
Touch me, touch me make me swing
Touch me, touch me with your madness thing
Touch me, touch me make me swing
And when your boyfriend comes home early
To find you sucking on a Curly Wurly
Don’t you just hate the madness of it all
And when he says he’s with his mates
And takes a dog on a dodgy date
Tell him he can blow it out his…
Touch me, touch me with your madness thing
Touch me, touch me make me swing
Touch me, touch me with your madness thing
Touch me, touch me make me swing
Touch me, touch me with your madness thing
Touch me, touch me make me swing
Touch me, touch me with your madness thing
Touch me, touch me make me swing
It’s like madness
With a long over gladness
Like a little escape from the sadness
Until the excess
I got to express
Can’t afford to be hopeless
Senseless
I got to invest
I got to progress
I got to use some originality to impress
It’s the main plan
Take a wild guess
With a little bit madness
Touch me, touch me with your madness thing
Touch me, touch me make me swing
Touch me, touch me with your madness thing
Touch me, touch me make me swing
Touch me, touch me with your madness thing
Touch me, touch me make me swing
Touch me, touch me with your madness thing
Touch me, touch me make me swing
Touch me, touch me with your madness thing
Touch me, touch me make me swing
Touch me, touch me with your madness thing
Touch me, touch me make me swing
Touch me, touch me with your madness thing
Touch me, touch me make me swing
Touch me, touch me with your madness thing
Touch me, touch me make me swing