ZANG TUMMM TUMB ARTICLES “the first draft of history”

Still over the pond we hear that The Ebonettes, hip skippers featured on Malcolm McDucks ‘Double Dutch single are the real life US champions. So skilled at this meaningless activity are they that they can hop over two fourteen foot ropes at 170 skips per minute. Wow, how far out. And Malcolms desire for absolute authenticity meant that he even had a go himself — reaching unprecedented speeds of two skips and a trip every half hour, so we believe. the head duck will soon be winging his way to Japan, Austria and Australia. When can we expect the ‘Kangaroo Rock then?