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After seeing my loved one, Mark OToole of Frankie Goes To Hollywood, with that Miranda thing from The Butch Stars in your party issue, I promptly went and killed myself.

So now Im in this weird place and theres some strange little bugger with horns turning me round on a spit.

Although it is nice and warm here and Im getting a good tan, I hear Boy George is due down next week for saying nasty things about Frankie in other magazines—so at least Ill have someone to prod with my toasting fork.

Wish you were here.

Horny Helen, Hell.

P.S. See you down here, Frankies!