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After seeing my loved one, Mark O’Toole of Frankie Goes To Hollywood, with that Miranda thing from The Butch Stars in your party issue, I promptly went and killed myself.

So now I’m in this weird place and there’s some strange little bugger with horns turning me round on a spit.

Although it is nice and warm here and I’m getting a good tan, I hear Boy George is due down next week for saying nasty things about Frankie in other magazines — so at least I’ll have someone to prod with my toasting fork.

Wish you were here.

Horny Helen, Hell.

P.S. See you down here, Frankies!