ZANG TUMMM TUMB ARTICLES “the first draft of history”


Tragedy nearly struck Britains best loved popular singing star Holly Johnson, 24, last week when he was knocked off his ten-speed bicycle on his way to Sketchleys.

A shaken but hardly stirred Holly looked up to see hed been dismounted not by a humble Capri but a Rolls Royce whose five Arab passengers were peering nervously at him from beneath their full head gear.

“I thought Id died and gone to Heaven,” cooed Johnson before pedalling to get his curtains. Its quicker by camel, Holly…

George Michael has been approached to produce an LP for Propaganda. whose debut single ‘Dr Mabuse had Trevor Horn stamped all over it. “Im thinking about it,” says George darkly. As for the other one, Andrew, rumour flies that he played keyboards on ‘Two Tribes. Stranger things have been known to happen. If youve heard of any, do please let us know.

The ZTT film ZTT Corner mentioned last week, starring Godley, Creme, Horn and a cast of thousands, is called The Living End. Eagle-eyed chart spotters will notice that ‘Whos Afraid Of The Art Of Noise is crawling towards the American top five even as we speak…