ZANG TUMMM TUMB ARTICLES “the first draft of history”

THE ART OF NOISE:
Legs (Chrysalis)

In an all-too-rare appearance on Saturday Superstores pop panel, Ms Delia Smith described this record (an achingly hip “aural tapestry”) as “UNSPEAKABLE”—and who am I to argue with the Queen of the Casserole Dish? On second thoughts, I prefer “UNBEARABLE”.