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Please help, as Im madly in love with the guitarist in that group Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Id like to know what he looks for in a girl and his date of birth. And please give him a big kiss from me!


You must mean Brian Nash, or Gnasher as hes known. Born May 20 1963, he requires that the ideal girl must have a) long or short black hair, b) high cheek bones, c) full lips, like actress Nastassia Kinski and d) be “kinky as hell”. Whatever happened to “having a nice personality”?! And no I wont be giving him a big kiss!