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FGTHs drummer Pete proving that all this gay business is nothing to do with him at the Palace last week

SO MIKE Read has finally cottoned on to the risque (zzz) lyrics of Frankie Goes To Hollywoods top ten single ‘Relax, eh? Seeing as its taken him something like eight weeks to come out with this sudden whiter than white reactionary backlash, we can only assume he read those naughty, naughty lyrics in our own Rose Rouses blockbuster confrontation with these ‘bad boys of rock n roll and suddenly realised what was going on.

The result of Reads revelation, by the way, was that he refused to play the song on his usual Wednesday chart run down, explaining “Im not playing this rubbish”, and apparently hurling the record across the studio!