ZANG TUMMM TUMB ARTICLES “the first draft of history”

DAVID FROST, apparently in need of a new readies, has pocketed about £8000 to appear in a Frankie Goes To Breakfast video. For his labours, Mr Frost is in a Hollywood set shot with the lads in London. When he turns his back on the group, rumour has it (isnt rumour always having it?) that Ped attempted, but failed, to nail him about the ears with a wine bottle…