ZANG TUMMM TUMB ARTICLES “the first draft of history”

Extra time in the soccer stakes.Frankie celebrated surviving their wild party in Hamburg by playing a soccer match, band versus crew. The band won 8-6 and only two of the opposition were injured, receiving a broken shoulder and a torn hamstring. We award Frankie the red card…

Meanwhile, intrigued at how Whispers last week revealed how Sammy Fox and Lemmy attended a Frankie post-gig bash, Fleet Street have been twisting the tale so that it sounds like Sammy ended up in bed with Mark OToole. Sorry, chaps.Sam did go to the gig, with Lemmy. And with Mum and Dad. Her image, for once, remains untarnished…