ZANG TUMMM TUMB ARTICLES “the first draft of history”

At last! Someones trying to get Frankie Goes To Hollywood‘s LP banned! A Conservative MP, one Richard Tracey, has diverted his attentions from such trivial issues as the four million unemployed, the miners strike etc, to urge parents to stop their children playing the “appalling” LP. The reason hes got in such a tizz about it is that hes discovered that theres a rude bit at the end of side three where an actor impersonates Prince Charles and waffles on about “orgasms”. Mr Tracey thinks its “absolutely perverted” and says: “I have contacted the Home Office and they advise anyone who is offended by this record to get in touch with the police.” Mutterings says: some people will do anything for a bit of publicity…