ZANG TUMMM TUMB ARTICLES “the first draft of history”

STUFF AND NONSENSE

HOLLY: Ladeez and gentlemen and assorted planks and quilts it gives me great pleasure to introduce the most suave and sophisticated pop star I know…

SIMON: Oh, gee Holly…

HOLLY: A man for whom style is an effortless grace, charm a simple virtue…

SIMON: Gosh, how embarrassing…

HOLLY: In short, friends, Id like to introduce…

SIMON: Whaaat!

HOLLY: Stand aside, Si old chap, Peds coming up…

Wild boys Holly and Simon at a party for MTV—the all-music video channel—which was broadcast live all over the US.