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Whispers

Last week Whispers spilled the 57 varieties on that Frankie cover! We can now reveal that twas to have been a picture of a cow and a fish but they were advised that this was obscene. Why? Because the fish was doing rude things to the cow of course…

The Frankies jetted off to LA last weekend to appear in Brian De Palmas latest film Holly Goes To Hollywood. Apparently Brian had the title, oooh, ages ago but Whispers doesnt buy that guff. We know damn well it was to be called Body Double. Its about a young lass who goes to Hollywood to make her fortune and ends up spending rather a lot of time in her birthday suit. The Franks cameo comes in a sex club singing ‘Relax.

Whilst in LA the Famous Five stayed in the exclusive Chateau Hotel where a suite costs a cool two thousand dollars a night. Breakfast is included we trust…