Letters
We are two great fans (and friends) of Frankie who are really —
Nasher’s Hair Gel And Mark O’Toole’s Leather Jockstrap.
Oodness racious and rovellin apoloies! We will never spell Nasher’s name wron aain, we narantee. We wouldn’t dream of leavin the ‘i’ out of Frankie either…
If you think using Frankie Goes To Hollywood to sell houses is bad (August 2) then look what I found in my local paper. People will do anything to attract customers.
A Girl Who Is Incredibly Famous, Disgustingly Rich, Amazingly Pretty, Enormously Clever, Still Reads Smash Hits And Lives In Surrey.