The No.1 2nd carol service
Let’s face it, Christmas would be pretty dull without Maureen Rice’s wickedly funny alternative Christmas carols, wouldn’t it?
You liked them so much last year, Maureen decided to write some new Yuletide ditties to spring on the stars.
Just remember to sing the new wordsto the traditional tunes.
FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD’S CAROL
To the tune of ‘The Holly And The Ivy’
Now Holly might sound divvy
But my real name makes me ill
It’s hard corrupting the nation’s youth
When your mother calls you Bill
Oh we’re always in the Sun
Cos we happen to be gay
And we sing about our merry organs
Even though it’s dead passé
Some say we won’t last for long
They can shut their jealous gobs
We’ve got Morley busy writing words for us
And good old Trevor twiddling knobs…