A couple of weeks ago in No.1 there was a letter saying that Ped from FGTH looked like Denis the Menace from The Beano. He does—
Nicki Allan, Southampton, Hants.
Denis hasn’t got a ‘tache. Ped looks like Graeme Souness. Fact.
“‘Ello, is that me solicitors?” Ped reacts immediately to accusations that he resembles Denis the Menace.