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The pop world ground to a halt last week. Everyone went to the movies. Amongst the spangled hordes who went to the premier of The Hit were Wham! Ringo Starr, various Durannies and Holly Johnson who gave a speech in honour of film star John Hurt who was getting married.

Its a lesser known fact that only a year ago the films star Tim Roth was earning a living collecting glasses at Brixton nightclub The Fridge…

Paul Morley, who very definitely isnt gay, may be getting married we hear, to Claudia from Propaganda