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Frankie Goes To Ilford? A DIY fan club for poverty-struck FGTH supporters is the latest spin-off from the premier provocateurs of pop. The Frankie Appreciation Society is being founded by Paul Burnstream. “Lots of people cant afford the £6 to join the official Fan Club,” he mutters. “We wont be sending out glossy photos. Instead well encourage people to do their own drawings, design T-shirts and have competitions to find the best ones”. If youre interested, write to Paul at 38, Martley Drive, Gants Hill, Ilford, Essex IG2 6SH, and if youre considerate send an SAE too… Sweet young things Boy George and Marilyn on their hols in Jamaica had an unlikely encounter with Rolling Stone Keith Richards, 40-odd and with a face like a relief map. They must have had a lot to talk about… On their return Marilyn scandalised the entire population of Heathrow Airport by wearing one of those ‘Who Gives A **** What Frankie Say T-shirts… Still Marilyn may be consoled to hear that FGTH are reckoned to have lost a million quid on T-shirt royalties to bootleggers of the millions of ‘Frankie Say slogans. T-shirt royalties? Yep, even before they were famous, the extremely sharp Frankie signed up the merchandising rights on all clobber bearing their names…


…Frankie and Mike Read have supposedly made it up at last. Theyre working together on a film about Radio Lollipop, the childrens hospital radio for a forthcoming Saturday Superstore. So much milk of human kindness slopping about theyll have enough left over to make yoghurt…